// Fault Line//

Sometimes, I find it helpful to list my faults, just to keep myself grounded:

I’m possessive

I’m terrible with my money

I can be extremely self-centred

I can’t keep secrets

I’m lazy

I can be very judgemental

I overshare

I pity straight people sometimes

I like attention

I’m chronically late

I have no patience for stupidity

I smoke too much

I scare my family 

I’m obsessed about whether or not I actually exist

I don’t even….

I hate how when you have a party, idiots assume you are only friends with other lesbians.  Oh hey, you’re straight?  You must be having a straight people only party.  Oh wait, that’s actually an entire reality.